Illustration by Corey Fields
At a recent staff meeting, a few of us class clowns started telling our favorite jokes for kids. We wanted to share the best ones, because let’s face it: laughter is a learning power tool. It staves off boredom, helps calm test anxiety, and can be a great ice-breaker when kids get frustrated. So next time you need “a good one”, rattle off one of one of these jokes for kids from your friends at Education.com:
Do trains have teeth?
Well, then, how do they choo?
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
What’s brown and sticky?
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, “Hey! You just stole an electron from me!”
“Are you sure?” asks the second atom.
The first atom replies, “Yeah, I’m positive!”
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What building has the most stories?
What’s a pirate’s girlfriend’s name?
Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!
Will you remember me in a year?
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a minute?
Will you remember me in a second?
YOU ALREADY FORGOT ME?
What’s a cow’s favorite date?
Why did the ghost go to the opera house?
He loved classical boo-sic.
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
What did the magician say when he lost his rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
I recently went to dinner with a large group of friends, one of whom brought her five-year-old daughter. We had pizza; something I would have fallen all over at 5 years old. But she didn’t want pizza. She didn’t want to talk about her toys, or interrupt our adult conversation to ask a million questions, or climb all over the chairs, or ask for a sugary drink she’s not supposed to have, or do any number of annoying things that five-year-olds do at the dinner table.
All she wanted to do was play on her mom’s iPad. By the end of dinner I still had not heard her speak or seen her make eye contact with a single person at the table, including her mother. “What a good kid she is.” one of my friends said. And I thought to myself, “If this social detachment is our metric for good behavior, we’re all in BIG trouble!”
This overwhelmingly quiet dinner left me with all kinds of questions: Is the technology that kindergarteners are cutting their teeth on curbing their development? Does it prevent them from learning from each other? Is it suppressing their imagination? Is it altering their ability to find creative solutions? Can they even make eye contact anymore?!
Enter Art Avina’s class of kindergarteners from LAUSD’s Olympic Primary Center, with their cinematic retelling of the classic Miss Nelson Is Missing, by Harry Allard and James Marshall. Check it out.
It relieves me to see children acting out a great story, collaborating with their classmates on a creative project, and (hello!) covering Madonna, but the best part is that they’re doing it with the storytelling tools of their generation. It just goes to show that if you focus on using technology to keep kids engaged, instead of using it to keep them quiet, then they will never be bystanders to their own education.
So, in the spirit of creative commotion, here are some of my favorite pretend play ideas, all of which should be played with the nearest available child…over a slice of pizza:
‘Twas the run-up to Christmas, and in one room of the house,
Your child was gaming and clicking his mouse.
The holidays mean lots of free time from school,
Time for parties, pjs, and Playstation 2.
Now, the joy of the season should not be dismissed.
Though tough tests and standards get us all in a twist.
There should be bright lights, fun movies, and late nights with family.
And time to give presents, laugh loud, and eat merrily.
But, perhaps there’s a way to make learning bright, too.
To prevent holiday brain drain from happening to you.
See kids are just at that point in the year,
When learning begins to kick into high gear.
You can keep learning going without them even knowing.
Without your child even thinking that his fun is slowing.
Try these Christmas Activities—tied to learning objectives,
Like writing a poem about a reindeer rejected.
Don’t miss Kids Christmas Crafts—for fine motor skills—
Like this Tube Sock Snowman, for when nights get chill.
Want to save money on presents this year?
Homemade Christmas Gifts just seem more sincere.
Even décor can be done on the cheap.
And be done in a way that makes learning run deep.
Check out these Homemade Christmas Decorations.
Tree ornaments sure to impress your relations.
When the holidays are about to close shop for the season.
When kids get tired of their gifts for some reason.
We’ve got one more for auld lang syne.
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