Reality Moms: 10 Unintentionally Funny Parenting Quotes (page 2)

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Updated on Aug 23, 2012

7. "Taking care of Sophia is expensive too." In completely obvious parenting news, Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom drops the truth bomb that (spoiler alert!) kids are expensive! So expensive that she has to do some serious number-crunching before she can pony up the cash for her breast augmentation. Sigh. The life of a parent.

8. "All children are beautiful, it's just that some are more beautiful than others." Fastest way to give your kid a superiority complex? Paint her a picture of being one of the most beautiful children of all time. Reality moms know how to do it best, like this one on Toddlers and Tiaras. It makes sense; after all, she's putting a child in a contest to be judged for beauty, false eyelashes and her ability to parade on a stage.

9. "We're kinda like a lopsided, obtuse triangle all put together. Like a deformed shape." Aw, what a sweet way to describe your family. Uttered by the redneck matriarch of Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo (yes, that's a real show) the idea that a family is just one big deformed shape applies specifically to a family obsessed with beauty pageants, the "redneck Olympics" and scratching their "bugs."

10. "I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight." Nothing sums up the miracle of life quote like lamenting over your potential baby weight gain, like Khloe does in Keeping up with the Kardashians. Meanwhile, every woman who doesn't look like an A-list celeb while gestating is happily digging into another pint of Ben & Jerry's and feeling oh-so-glad they don't have to worry about the paparazzi.

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