Lessons Learned
by James Runcorn
If you would have asked me when I was 16 if I would ever have kids, I would have said: Probably a couple by the time I'm old, like around 35.
Ten years ago I: thought I would have won an Oscar before I was 30.
I feel like a real grown-up when: I tell my boys they are grounded.
Cereal: Breakfast only, or any time of day?: ANY time of day.
Raising children is: the most difficult and most incredibly wonderful experience of my life.
My children have no idea I: wish I was a better father.
My parents have no idea I: intentionally failed the vision test in elementary school so I could get glasses just like the coolest kid in school, Justin Worbernosh (name changed to protect the innocent).
Homework is: a necessary evil.
A parent’s job is: under appreciated by your children until they have children of their own.
I am grateful for: healthy children, friendly dentists, low-maintenance pets such as fish and spiders, a forgiving wife, amazing sunsets.
When I reach the end of my rope I: go to bed and wake up to a new day, a new opportunity, a new chance. OR I eat a big bowl of Peanut Butter and Chocolate ice cream and then go to bed and wake up to a new day, a new opportunity, a new chance.
If I wasn't a parent I would: have missed out on so many blessings and joys in the last 13 years.
Parent-teacher conferences are: nerve-wracking; anxiety-inducing.
Back-to-School Night is: fun; nostalgic.
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Posted by nailcher on Jul 20, 2008 9:17 am