Get Silly! 10 Jokes to Tell Your Kids


Tickle your child's funny bone with this collection of family-friendly jokes! From puns to riddles, this collection of kids' jokes has something for every kind of child.

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Get those belly muscles ready for some chuckles! These totally fantastic, kid-friendly one-liners and adorable illustrations will have your little comic serving up giggles left and right.

Where’s the cow’s favorite place to go on a date? The moo-vies.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer!

What did the magician say when he lost his rabbit? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Do trains have teeth? No. Well, then, how do they choo?

What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”

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Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

Why did the robber take a bath before stealing from the bank? He wanted to make a clean get away!

What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

What jokes do you tell your kids?

Every child has a favorite joke. So what do you tell your kids to tickle their funny bones? Contribute your favorite jokes by clicking and commenting here.